Bill Gates is EVIL!

My findings on the evil side of Mr. Gates















The Story





In 1995, Bill H. Gates created something great; The next step in software, Windows 95. It phased out the older Windows 3.1, and it opened up a world of opportunities/ideas. After that, he got fussy and started to release Windows "Plus!" packs. Because a couple wallpapers and sounds weren't inluded with the MAIN version of Windows for some reason.

BUT, three years later, good ol' Willy G. gave us the next best thing: Windows 98. 98 had a polished GUI, wallpaper set, and came bundled with some pretty cool and nifty things.


So why do I think Bill is EVIL? Well, it all comes down to one thing....


If there's Windows 95 and Windows 98, where on Earth is Windows 99?????




YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT BILL! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HIDING WIN99 FROM US THIS WHOLE TIME!



Ya see, THIS is why Bill is evil! Windows 99 would've been the best thing since sliced bread, but he had to hide it from us!
In fact, he still USES Windows 99 to this very day! It's simply that great!
BUT BILLIIAM HAD TO YOINK IT RIGHT OUT OF OUR HANDS. YEAH, THANKS A LOT, BILL.




What You Can Do





Now that I've convinced you that Bill is a raging madman, there's one question you may ask if you're really on board:

"What can I do to stop this maniac?"

Well, you can show your support by adding any of these 88x31 web buttons to your site:





You can also show your support by spreading the word, or making the buttons link to my page!




Conclusion





Billiam Hairy Grates is a crazy, evil man. He hid his magnum opus from us for his pure self-satisfaction, and he refuses to admit it. Don't be fooled: B.G. is an evil mastermind.


Thanks for your time.















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